disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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sweptoutofmymind:

Today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not
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lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

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