why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
Today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god